@Threat Level: Midnight: No his mind is not for rent, to any God or government.

The Dugard family were founding members of the In Tents Football League.

"More like Senior Seau, am I right?"

friends spotted Kim returning to the team hotel "sideways" at four in the morning

@Rock, Flag and Eagle: +1 steamed ham

Hesh was such an under-rated Sopranos character...more than capable of handing out some punishment.

@ArkansasFred: Booted?

Try a pro athlete, not college. If you must, then try a big football school.

Chico Escuela

The Wall Street Journal: Have you ever worried you were getting too close to anyone as a journalist?

Ah, ok...so she's from Ohio. That explains it.

Police Academy

Less disturbing than the Drew Brothers slash fiction? Yes, but barely.

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: This storyline has been used in the WWE about 500 times.

@Pesti-Esti: MLB Network simulcast the Twins broadcast on Tuesday night.

A new message from The Viddler!

Current depiction of said sandwich:

The new stadium is gorgeous, and could potentially seat 80,000 Minnesotans

@twoeightnine: This is by far the smuttiest.

So you know I got some pics and smut on you that are gonna give you a taste of how it feels.