Dude, chill, they made a very gentle, funny song in the style of "Royals" that is a joke about Lorde age truthers, not Lorde's face. It is like the least mean South Park has ever been about anybody. The joke is that Randy Marsh is a rando.

That's just low. He should get his ass disbarred to see how he likes it. Scumbag.

I won a trip to a tropical island through one of these. Luckily I make little enough money that it didn't affect my taxes haha excuse me while I go cry for a moment. Anyway. While I was there, I met a dude who does this. He had a bunch of programs set up that would auto-fill his entries for a lot of stuff, then did a…

It's could be half of a really good boyfriend if it also vibrates.

This is kind of my life lately, but instead of sweeps, it's sending short stories to literary magazines.

are you fucking kidding me?

I worked for a while on the archives containing the correspondence and material relating to the Indian Residential Schools in Canada. Jeez if that wasn't the most depressing 6 months of my life... What made it all the worse was the sanitized Victorian language in which so much of the material (official reports,…

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Cue the heavy use of my banhammer. I'm not playing any of that Ayn Rand shit.

It seems to be working a hell of a lot better in Denmark than our system is here. People who go on about the evils of unions are ignoring the fact that the only thing worse than having strong unions is what happens when you don't have them.

You clearly do not know anything about employment law or public relations.
He was not fired illegally.
His "interesting and honest" post was crafted by about a hundred professionals and probably cost him more than you've made in the past two years.

sry i catfished you

My best friends grandfather is a Cornelius. The man punched a runaway horse and knocked it out. Cornelius is a badass name.

Oh, you didnt get the memo. These people only care about the "unborn" and punishing the sluts who got pregnant. They dont really care about humans, once born.

The woman's no-nonsense pantsuits scream "I don't have time for your shit." If the chancellor of a notoriously punctual world power makes time for your shit? Be on time for your shit.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

Reminds me of this Tumblr post, captioned "How do I tell my mom that this "minimalist wooden nativity set" she put up just looks like a forest of dildos"

This was me while reading this story:

TEM's report on "The Rainbow Gulag" will always be my favorite Jezebel article.