OMG. If that had happened to me, I’d have simply made sure nobody ever found my grandmother’s body.

time to start downing the metamucil to counteract the opiods!

oh, oh dear. That would have been bad.

yeah, I once had a pair of those loose fit boyfriend jeans

holy crap - and chickenpox is more dangerous the older you get! I wound up in the hospital - and I was 11!!!

It's like a ballerina slipper!

I've always maintained that a mischievous streak in a dog (ie, figuring out how to get into the fridge, for example) is a sign of intelligence.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Salad cream is the fucking devil.

Actually, a lot of Chinese restaurants in Toronto closed down following the SARs outbreak because people stayed away... including the place my friend's family had been frequenting for nearly 40 years.

omg me too. I nearly passed out.

I read Chatelaine, but that's Canadian. It has a little of everything though, I like it.

All of these tweets are proving that racist people are really really dumb - most of them are simply incomprehensible.

God, what a horrible group of morons.

yes, you can be infected and symptomless - this is referred to as "Latent tuberculosis". People with latent TB can't infect others, so they are not carriers.

oh, hello there....

Yeah, my absolutely lovely Lab somehow survived after we lived with my parents for 6 months almost four years ago. My mother's Wisteria... she keeps hoping this is the spring it bounces back.

oh I forgot about the royal jelly one. nope, the one I'm thinking of is a different one. but yeah, those are fucking creepy as hell too.

The one about the couple who desperately wanted a baby, amirite?

Too bad it's on HSN... but hopefully this is a move in the right direction.