oops did not get the memo peeing with the door open was a single person only activity. Who the hell closes the door, you're just peeing!

My dog died in her sleep at home, I woke up to her dead in bed with me, it was not unexpected she had been ill for a while. But if I had had to put her down I would have preferred to do it at home, mainly because I am a very private person and have no interest in losing it in public. I decided to bury her at my…

PAW. AND. ORDER. Mariska Hargitay for #COTD.

6'4", 250. Evasive enough to make a fast retreat. Wears school apparel.

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

What the fucking fuck?? My teachers were like, "HAHA! YOU THINK YOU WILL ALL BE DESIGNING RED CARPET GOWNS FOR MODELS? LOLLLLLLLLLL!"

wut? why the hell couldn't you? PUHLEASE buy it and wear it with black tights and your hot boots this Fall. Or with sandals while it's still warm? Do. It.

"A lot of our customers are graduating from fast fashion and trying to wrap their heads around how to spend $200 on a dress," says Ms. Mazur. Ms. Cerulo says part of the website's marketing job is to ease shoppers into new spending categories. "We have an audience who is growing with us," she says.

I need permission. There is a above-the-knee black-and-white plaid skirt that I adore. ADORE. But it looks like something I would have worn when I was 100 lbs and 18. I'm...not 100lbs and 18 anymore. Try doubling all numbers. Can I buy that skirt if I love it on me with my sexy brown boots? I can, right? I'm not too…

In the minutes of a meeting about a girl who had been raped by five men, a police detective refused to put her into the sexual abuse category, saying he knew she had been "100 percent consensual." She was 12.

There is a real problem with attitudes to teenage and almost teenage girls, when they are obviously a child abuse is considered a terrible crime but get past a certain height or cup size and people assume that she's old beyond her years and any sexual activity is consensual and weren't women married at that age in the…

Am I nuts or is that dress a little circa '97 Delia's catalog in the bodice? Not that I'm complaining.

The law for paid sick leave down here in Germany covers six weeks per year. Nationwide of course. If you're sick longer than that, public social security kicks in.

The one about the guy who stays at the house where the man of the house has two daughters and the protagonist sleeps with one, thinking it's the other, and it turns out the one he did sleep with had leprosy? That one.

Even illustrated by Quentin Blake!

I see your baby's middlefinger and I raise you this: I have an ultrasound video of my twin boys where you can see twin A grabbing and squishing twin B's nuts.

Cowabunga, duuude! I bet he's catchin' some sweet amniotic waves, man...

I really did not want to know the sex of my baby. I wanted the surprise. At my ultrasound my son literally pushed his crotch against my belly like he was flashing me. Even the ultrasound lady cracked up.

punk as fuck

True story, my baby gave the middle finger during an ultrasound. It was right after my grandmother said, "I wonder if she can hear us!"