The names Heather and Tommy together... I immediately thought, "Is this an 80's teen classic murder mystery??"

Excuse me, that was a Veronica you're thinking of.

It's really fortunate most violent criminals are stupid.

First off, this is absolutely horrid. Secondly, if you murdered your mother and put her in a suitcase, would you not attempt to flee...I don't know, say out of the country and not 6 miles away to have a siesta? Put in a little effort, guys.

Yeah, there´s this horrid idea that if you do well and work really hard, you will be rewarded for your effort, but the fact is, I think most people just take advantage of that these days.

It´s better to stand up for your rights and demand what is fair for you.

Wait does this mean I'm going to have to wait to pirate my music? I'm used to getting my albums about 2 weeks before they are released.

"The reason behind this change is to to combat piracy"

And don't the sauce. Oh, god, soft hot pita and cucumber sauce....

Really? A grand? Because the fit looks like SHIT. Show me how those pants and that shirt are flattering to that human body. Tell me I'm just not elegant enough to understand. Shit, I could buy you an entire wardrobe for a grand and you better believe I won't let you out of the dressing room looking like this.

Pulp Fiction. After a date, we immediately ran out and got milkshakes. The girl couldn't talk me into doing H tho. No fucking way, I don't care how sexy what'sherface was in the 90s.

I was at Whole Foods today (I don't usually shop there but I had a gift card) and they sell vinyl now. It made me giggle.

Not the blatant product placement but my wife and I regularly are searching for things on the internet that we see people using or wearing in shows. We're not rushing to buy pepsi or doritos but we will search for a laptop bag, a dress, whatever.

Well, it's early yet.

Anytime I see a sponsored post on Tumblr or on Twitter, I make a mental note to never, ever buy their product. Yeah, Toyota, that random instagram-style picture of a Coachella girl sitting on one of your cars clogging up my Tumblr feed is REALLY gonna make me run right out and buy a Camry.

FFWing thru commercials is not stealing the programming. We are under no obligation to buy the products that are advertised.

Actually, dicephalia (having two heads) is a rare but super interesting mutation that happens to almost every species on earth. I imagine it's harder to find examples of it in marine animals since the young born with two heads often die, but go into any weird medical museum or bizarre curiosity shop and you're sure to…

One thing that we're taught in school (I study advertising and PR) is that it's OUR job to grab a viewer's attention, not that the viewer should stop and mindfully watch our ads. It is the advertiser's obligation to stay relevant and appeal to its demographic.

Bullshit. That "social contract" theory that you are morally obligated to sit through commercials is network hogwash that even the Les Moonveses of the world didn't buy.

My parents gave me similar advice when I first started working: That I needed to work off the clock if asked, to always try to put in overtime, never leave before the boss did, etc.

Let's not forget their founder and CEO was vehemently against the HCA, and publicly outlined his plans to cut worker hours in order to get around the new restrictions. Or that they've illegally fired and threatened workers that were trying to unionize at their stores. Or that he's a huge right wing conservative who…