"Oh man... this kid thinks I give a fuck."

I watched the teen choice awards tonight and Hillary Duff was one of the very few presenters I recognized. We've reached that age. *whiskey or tequila?*

OH MY GOD did they mention this?! I'd like another shot at my caption: "Must resist urge to bang former onscreen son!"

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Ok! I saw commercials for this. And who is Tyler Posey?! seriously, have I reached that age?

Not to mention that the clothing in most plus size stores is unrealistically cut in a way that many smaller clothing lines just aren't.

I know some designers (not huge like Marc Jacobs and such) have added plus sizes to their brand. And from what I've tried on, they really suck at it.

This is a whole mentality I don't understand. I make good money and I'm still in absolute sticker stock over clothes. $70 for a pair of pants isn't moderately priced. It's fucking insane. Anything more than $40 for a pair of jeans is highway robbery. That's how things were in my house growing up, and I admit to…

I feel like the problem with plus sized retailers is that they have to be everything to everyone. Smaller girls have more choice—fancier stores, more casual stores, ones that cater to older women, etc. Meanwhile, plus sized ladies have maybe 5-7 stores to choose from. And they use the excuse the excuse that fatties…

.....and thus, Lupita Nyong'o completes her transition into the 'Token Black Person/woman/gal/guy' (TM) who will always be pointed to in the age old and much revered defense against charges of racism.......

What do we want? More women!

Before everyone starts taking ginNchronic seriously, here's the comment I posted to their thread (calling out their obvious problem with black people) that got conveniently dismissed:

"That

So I guess I won't be naming my daughter Tubgirl.

I was born in 1984 and we left Kishinev in 1991. At the time Jews were being strongly urged to leave by the government (and others) so we had the choice of coming to Israel or America (we had relatives in both areas). My mom wanted to stay and try to wait for a better time, but my dad insisted. I don't know how many…

I'm sorry, forgive me if this is terribly ableist, but what in God's name mental illness has "helpless to resist directions to molest your child" as a symptom?

It's official. I hate people.

I was wondering if she was on some kind of steroid, you usually don't get the moony cheeks unless you're taking some hardcore steroids.

Hairdressers will tell you that this is also when clients make a big change to their cut or color.