If by "your exercise regimen" the author means "the potato in all its forms," then, yes.

This would be great for me too. Bring it on, Skynet!

That's some serious gene consolidation there.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

I am now kinda worried what Amazon is going to recommend for me to buy next time I visit.

When you look for "sex hooks" on Amazon, they recommend this:

Where do you live? Most of the American guys I know are happily married to snarky American women.

This!!! I neeeever hear my phone so :( I have to say... I want one of these.

Gee an American man who seeks a foreign internet bride is a sex offender??? Color me shocked and surprised!

Literally everything about this story is the worst.

I'll admit that I was one of the (let's be charitable and say) approximately nine people in the world that, when the increased Pink label items at Victoria's Secret became a thing, thought: "huh, that's a weird corporate co-branding partnership." And yeah, considering some of the…

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Yes yes, but why is the opinion 217 pages? Does he want Peter Jackson to adapt it to film?

You're after my own heart!! I've taken to leaving my phone at home some days ... which feels super irresponsible, but it's usually days I spend studying in the library and don't want to be bothered.

I would have a legitimate use for this! I always feel like I have to have my phone out at business meetings at work in case someone calls me for a need for my kids. This way I wouldn't have to seem like a phone slave and carry it... I would have MORE freedom!

It's not that I like being constantly connected. It's just that assholes always expect me to be. Don't read a PDF you sent me an hour ago? And you call me a bitch? OKAY.

same here, i have no idea what is the ring tone to my phone

Good for you IroningMaiden, embracing our benevolent Skynet overlords!

Right?! I think the issue is that when you're going over in your head "Don't smile, don't smile, don't smile" the result is a super MEAN look instead of what your face looks like normally.