The Veiny.

It one of many frightening illnesses being studied at the CDC. Ebola is happy there. It has friends.

The doctors and medical staff who are dealing with this epidemic in Africa are getting infected because they are using a lot of suboptimal protective equipment and not completely complying with all of the safety protocols necessary to protect yourself in these field quarantine hospitals. They must wear layers of…

Hazmat suits in Africa (BSL3)

Everything about this post is the best: awesome name, profile pic, AND carefree goodwill toward teenagers.

Hopefully she didn't pull a boner slipping on upslopes. They can get pretty hairy.

"Oh, so THAT'S where the clitoris is....Thanks, Running Lady!!!"

Don't worry. The map will say it's 12.

The pubes are the best part.

"If I post this TWICE, maybe someone will take note of my unnecessary criticism."

You really put in a lot of effort to comment not once, but twice that this is a slow mile. I bet you're fun at parties.

As someone new to running and also proudly slow as balls I just want to say you sir are very discouraging and also go against every inspirational running quote on Pinterest! What happened to "no matter how slow you're going, your lapping everyone on the couch", huh huh?

Only 4.94? She should have made sure the length was at least 8. Ideally, 9 or above ;)

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

Yep. Nearly a century of exposure to fiendishly clever marketing has really taken a toll on our framing and expectations.
Personally, I'm banking on my new car to complete me.

ALMOST AS HARD AS CONSISTENTLY USING APOSTROPHES!

Seriously though, did you actually have a point or can I just make fun of you?

Getting hit on and being sexually harassed are not the same thing.

Wouldn't yours?

Period sex is awesome. Maximum lubrication. We have a 1970s era beach towel designated for the act (actually, also for when I dye my hair; efficiency!!).