I HAVE A GIF THAT MADE IT ONTO THAT TUMBLR

My 2 year old is completely obsessed with the moon (she can't tell you if something's yellow or blue, but she can tell the difference between a waxing and a waning gibbous). Last week she said "I fly to da moon, mama! Go to school a long time, den go to da moon!" I have just purchased the smallest size they have.

Seven seems a little young (I think I remember 4th grade as being the magic year that I was allowed to wander around the neighborhood with reckless abandon), but this is SO, SO crazy. Arresting someone for making a somewhat questionable (maybe?) parenting decision is silly. The world is safer today than it was when…

.... what? That doesn't even make sense.

You don't have nouveaux-middle class habits, which include chaperoning your kid every time they breathe outside the approved radius? In jail with you, ladies.

So what is too young to go to the park by yourself these days? I grew up in the 70's and 80's and everyone sent their kids to the park by themselves all summer long.

True, but it's still Texas. And Texas is ... Texas.

say what you will about the dumb name, but treggings are great. I didn't know they were called this but I own many pairs Comfy like yoga pants but nice enough for work and they actually have room for my butt that normal dress pants don't.

Hey fashion world, there is literally money on the table. Don't be the last house to underestimate an underserved market.

This reminds me of a story I saw a few weeks ago where a father asked folks on the Interwebz to Photoshop a picture of his baby girl; she didn't make it out of the hospital after her birth, died just days after being born and all the photos he had of her had tubes/monitors/wires/etc. in them. He asked if people could…

awww they're cute! and the pictures are cute. EVERYONE INVOLVED WAS CUTE, GOOD JOB INTERNET.

Creed and Limp Bizkit. Enougher said.

Yeah, you don't want to play the "which country has exposed the other to more shitty music" game on this one.

A friend just adopted 2 sisters from Haiti and she is white; after they were settled, she found a hairdresser that works with mainly black clientel to come over and help her learn the basics of hair care. I thought that was a great idea

Sorry, but that's not on us. We didn't give you Justin Bieber. You took him. We just didn't put up a fuss.

This is a report of a report of a report. How about a quote from the doctor, who seems to be holding his ground. It ads a layer at least: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/07/27/rai…

God damn it Nate!

Those aren't even dog names. They're like, names a 5-year-old would give a fish.

I hope Fred and Friends, the makers of these novelty baking cups, sue the surgery practice for using their product images in this ad campaign, since I'm fairly certain they didn't ok this.

Cowl neck sweaters were a staple for ladies in the late 90's or early 00's. I'm old enough to remember. That one looks like it's "chenille."