Where is MY food, damnit. Hi Kitty. You kinda cute.

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.

Sometimes, manufacturing defects in ice cream get to a point where it's better for both eater and ice cream to terminate it.

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

Re: the title of this article.

I'm glad it never happened to you. It's happened to other people. Smart, caring, people, from across the human spectrum. Also: You sound like a dick.

He probably did think about the baby. He probably thought about the baby being at daycare.

I can't imagine the unbearable pain the father is in. Unfortunately, its not something that happens due to negligence, it's more due to how our brains can go into "autopilot" and forget seemingly important things. I wish we could figure out a fool proof way to stop it from happening, some sort of censor that might…

errr I meant "outta my ass". Freudian much?

Anti-vaxxers, there is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. You morons are literally hurting giant portions of the human population that can't make choices for themselves. You selfish fucks can go off and believe bullshit all you want, but leave your kids out of this.

So, I've never posted before. I've read about six years or something and I read this post every week, but I am finally coming out of hiding to share my story with you.

My friend's sister is a pre-natal nurse in a pretty old, pretty big city hospital. She asked if we wanted her grossest story, and here it is:

Ahhhhh! Memories of my childhood. (My Dad is a doctor and used to tell us how his day went at dinner. In detail. Having guests was fantastic)

My story: I get blood clots during my period so big, that when I stand up from my chair, they push my tampon out and fall to the side of my pad. My Gyn said not a lot of things impress him, but that did.

Ha! I bet you would be significantly less dismissive if you'd ever spent an 80 hour work week shitting your brains out.

My mom is a surgical nurse and I'm sure all other nurses will beat me at this, but I will always remember my mom's helpful conversation with me while I was on the bus home from class. This was in the early 2000s when "anal virgins" were trending as a social topic:

so. This isn't my story but my Brazilian friends dad's: