your mate is a good egg

I can understand waiting to sleep with someone to make sure that my approval of them is not solely thanks to my ladyparts, but I do not get this "wait or otherwise they'll think you're a slut" business. I do NOT want a slut-shamer as a life partner, if someone conceptualises sex as me losing/giving up something, we…

If we had long enough tails, the hands-free wank would be a thing.

Looll you are me. Close enough, anyway.

It's not that big. Don't listen to the idiots.

She is sooo much classier than me. I have been in the denial situation and honestly? I would find a beard, take the money, donate a chunk of it to LGBT rights charities then skywrite across Hong Kong: "Hey Dad, I'm still queeeeer!"

yeah, the abruptness in TV and film communication drives me nuts too.

My diet is my partners. I'm a praying mantis.

Trying to claim inheritance tax would be a nightmare. As far as I'm aware, there is no tax claimed between spouses, so you and your ageing relative could both marry an intermediary and pass the money on through them. Even if the intermediary took a cut, in some cases it would still be less expensive.

Parasols ftw. My friends find it hilarious but I burn sooo quickly

Plenty of people continue to read classics after school is finished. Admitting you like them doesn't make you lazy.

Still weirds me out, but if she's African-American then yeah, fair point, I probably don't get to tell her how to handle her historical baggage.

To make the party really authentic, get your black friends to serve you ... what's that? You don't have any? Surely not.

ooh tell me about the runic graffiti, please!

"during the holiday party season, apparently everyone in London is constantly drunk"..... replace "during the holiday party season" with "during all seasons" and "apparently" with "obviously". There's your accurate reportage.

I just read that part of Babel Tower last night! Heyyy freaky mindmeld!

This just gets worse and worse.

There are so many questions that have not been answered:

Nope, we are too busy discriminating against Muslims and Eastern Europeans. *sobs gently into crumpet*

um no. I'm European and most of us shower every day as well.