Shit like this is why it is traditional to cover the mirrors when someone dies. You are not supposed to be thinking about yourself, let alone how you look.

I misread it as "the author chronically fondles the boys' lives".

lol see this http://dante.ilt.columbia.edu/books/decamer/…

Personal Most Disturbing Sex Toy Moment: I was looking for new and exciting S&M equipment and came across a site selling cattle prods. With advice for human-on-human usage. That's how you know you're on the wrong part of the internet.

On that basis, I would be Chewy Princess Margaret. Sexalicious.

No backsies! Please no backsies....

Clearly the knight beneath it is Sauron, watching the hobbits and jacking off...

ooh thank you for offering us an AMA opportunity : ) NB: not asking any of this stuff in a particularly judgey way, as despite the fact I'm female, I have rather outre porn tastes of my own...

Many millenia ago the trousersnake did indeed have limbs but eventually it evolved past the need for them. The little leg holes are for those trousersnakes born with vestigial stubs.....

is comment of the day still a thing? That was definite #cotd material

you know what? I'm sorry I'm not sorry I have average-sized thighs. They don't curve inwards, they curve outwards. Like almost every other woman, I have had my body image grotesquely skewed by advertising, but as far as I can see, they seem to be in proportion to everything else. And yet if i wear high-street shorts…

So very inconvenient. Glad not to be alone!

Does anyone else get foot cramp if they come too hard? Like your foot arches and then is painfully stuck in the arched position until you flex it sufficiently to make it normal again?

Enjoyable as jilling off is, do other women find it an adequate subsitute for sex? My rebound is still in the post and I feel like I'm going to get carpal tunnel syndrome before I am anywhere NEAR satisfied enough to stop caring.

Good question and big kudos on your liberal parenting.

She has outHeathered the entire cast of Heathers.

Thank you for being patient and giving good advice! I'll get right on it : )

You obviously know what you're doing, so I'm going to ask, is there an MS Office 101 program knocking about anywhere? A series of online tutorials or a CD-Rom that you would recommend? I've just had a quick google/Amazon and can't really see anything. So far I have been lucky enough to be mostly ornamental, but next…

In England they are really not tame. Full nudity, with nipples, clefts and arseholes starred out (at least on the cover)

The difference between the Icelandic porn ban and this measure is that in one case you choose to be exposed and in the other you have no choice. Going looking for pornography is very different to going to a newsagents to buy a newspaper/ mainstream magazine and getting a wall of naked, oily girls whether you wanted…