I'd prefer her to get up off her arse and back gay marriage instead.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/the-vice… this is what passes for kink in Iceland...?

"aspiring painters who want to numb their crushing sense of inevitable artistic failure by drinking as they paint portraits" jeeeeeesus who shat in your coffee? The temerity of some people, enjoying making art, even if they aren't professional-grade. Not everybody gets to be a genius, or even good, but why snark at…

(20-something queer girl) I keep myself bare because it's more sensitive that way, easier to clean and I'm too lazy for topiary. Also, if you trim it and it grows out, it pokes through lace/silk pants and looks odd.

you just won the internet today!

Urrrm maybe it's just my hackles rising to cloud my vision, but it looks like most of the writers are criticising the exploitative nature of the program and its makers' apparent disdain for people like Honey Boo Boo and her family. British-made trashy TV shows like My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and Big Brother have taken a…

Yup, this is bullshit. When I was at school, both of my parents worked full time. Guess which parent was expected to turn up for every meaningless event, despite the fact that my school was an hour's drive from our house? My mum. I can still remember her telling me that the reason she couldn't come to my bullshit…

fair enough, literally all of them doing so is pretty bollocks.

Although it's depressing she felt she had to exoticise them, it's worth noting that in my experience, wearing one's national form of dress to Balls/ceremonies in UK schools is pretty ordinary. I've been to several schools and always seen a portion of the Indian girls wearing saris, Japanese girls wearing kimonos, etc…

Brienne, anyone??? It can't just be me...

Moist is fine for me, it just makes me think of vaginas : ) but the words "nubs" and "mollusc" really freak me out.

I could see my way to being ok with bonuses for good attendance but not fucking benefit cuts. The "high grades" thing is even worse, because it just puts deprived children under even more pressure, effectively transforming them into breadwinners before they have even graduated. It also seems like a good way to put…

A friend of my friends who i am forced to spend time with in group situations is Austrian and never fails to indulge in hipster racism, especially because he knows I'm ethnically Jewish and it pisses me off. According to him Austrians "think they got away with it and Germany got all the blame", though I'm not sure if…

Yeah, I think it must have been! I wish you had managed to get one: they were very hard to relinquish, so I feel your pain...

I would happily become an obese alcoholic if I thought I was in danger of Rush Limbaugh trying it on with me.

My mother bought me Naomi Campbell barbie and a standard blonde barbie. They lived together in my dollhouse with a menagerie of beanie babies and many sloppily applied permanent-pen tattoos and glitter-glue lingerie. I grew up to be a tattoed lesbian who happens to have mostly dated women of colour. I get so much fun…