this. this comment right here is how i’m feeling about the whole thing. for her entire (public) existence, she’s been called everything from a whore to an idiot to the fall of humanity, she’s ‘famous for nothing’ and ‘has no talent,’ which, okay fine, believe what you want. but the woman is trying to do something…

I hear ya. Except in my case it wasn't so much being born as having the audacity to be an independent entity, with my own wants and needs.

When I was 16, I went to the police and told them that my mother was emotionally, verbally, and occasionally physically abusive, and that they either took me out of that house or I was going to kill myself if they sent me home. They listened, removed me from the home and sent me off to a group home. But Mother’s never…

You’re not gonna choose this cause it’s too dark, but definitely fist fights with dear old dad. (Don’t beat your kids and they won’t start hitting you back around age 12, 13.)

Our house had some decade old alarm system. I hated it because my room had a sliding glass door, and it would be easy for me to sneak out if not for the alarm which my parents set at night (and the beeps any other time a door was opened.

The worst thing I did to my mother?

So my mom was extremely, cartoonishly abusive and absolutely had this coming BUT: when I was about 9, I found a dead bird in the driveway so I picked it up with a plastic bag and then deposited it on her pillow

She’s been in prison for a decade but as a condition of her release let’s throw in another 50 hours of community service....

okay so add this to my list of Worst Fears. Because I would 150% do this and show up like that. 

I got caught screenshotting a (former) friend.  She said something hilariously stupid and I needed my husband to share in it with me, but I accidentally sent the screenshot back to her.  Whooooooopsie

I really hate it when straight women treat gay bars like their personal playground. Go to Applebees with that shit.

I see. I suspected as much.

Did you hit your bigot limit and freak out? I find sometimes people are accepting to a point. For some gay marriage and transgender is fine but non-binary genders freak them out and they desolve the argument into whataboutism. Representation matters so I’m sure the mobility impaired, little persons etc would…

Unless we’re talking about a show for a plus-size brand, every single women’s fashion show features tall skinny women. No one has to list them explicitly because  we already know they’ll be there.

Others see it as a way of helping a young couple get started.

I didn’t know being in the minority on something plenty of women do automatically makes me a ‘cool girl’... Good to know. So by that same stellar logic, do you think the 48% of white women who vote Democrat are ‘cool girls’ who should respect and not be judgemental of the majority of white women who vote Republican?

“Because the show is a fantasy" trans female sex workers get a lot of Johns, and trans women also get a lot of messages on Tinder, but okay, let's keep pretending straight dudes don't fetishize trans women.

All of them. Because who has a bridal shower? The very concept of bridal showers is awful and I’ve never been to one that wasn’t a gaggle of basic-ness and because no one who is my close friend or a woman I identify with has ever thrown one, so the only ones I’ve been invited to have been friends I’m not that close…

Rihanna is about to do a whole fashion show with plus size, pregnant, trans models now just to make a goddamned point, isn’t she?

I used to babysit some of my nieces and nephews and they all, every single one of them, adored the Teletubbies. They completely freaked me out, but even worse was that anthropomorphic sun that would kind of grin/leer at them. I still have nightmares. And I was the adult in the room(s).