How about this?

Kim Jong Un?

I hope your post gains traction. I’m tired as well. Long-wearing posts are exhausting.

He was on a Boss Expedition for Cougars, but the Mercury was too low.

Was he a fisherman?

Or someone who injects butthurt about Trump in car sales threads.

Kilometers Per Mile

In a strangers toilet. Which is why my next RV will have one of these.

It steers like a cow.

Something, something, Hitler.

1970 Ford LTD Country Squire Station Wagon. Try parallel parking that aircraft carrier in downtown San Clemente!

They steal funds earmarked for roads and throw them in the general funds. Then they use the for their socialist schemes.

Yet..

Government ninnies cannot help but line the pockets of ‘donors. We need moar tax money!

Money that was supposed to be spent on roads instead goes to socialist projects. Slow speed rail, subways that stop short of the airport, fighting deportation of illegal aliens, etc., Oy.

Speed racer, the mammoth car.

Didn’t stop Obama

You are so right. How is it possibly safe to block 20% of my forward vision just to see the car behind me? I miss my first car. Check out that view out the windshield and of the dashboard!

Neck tattoos. Ow, ow, ow.

No, but a Fit will.