Did she ever say that she does NOTHING to her face and hair though? Like, are we really going to criticize this woman for wearing tinted moisturizer? That seems crazy. Talk about micromanaging women’s bodies. I know she opened herself up to very personal criticism by taking this stance on makeup, but now it seems like…

There’s a difference between the makeup you need to be on camera (think a male news anchor) and a woman who is made up (the whole shebang).

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

This better come down to “Long Summer Vacations” v “Short Summer Vacations w/booze”

Joleen Dudley, a real estate agent in Canton, Georgia, told STAT that we just need to give Trump some time to settle into his new job. “He isn’t one to give up, or he wouldn’t be a billionaire.”

Obviously, facts would win the popular vote but lose in the Electoral College.

What happens if they see each other’s outfits? Do they burst into flames or something?

Guys, guys, listen, you have to go do a google image search of Samira Whiley and Lauren Morelli. They have the most amazing and unique fashion sense and wardrobes to make that sense proud.

My mom and grandma had a lorn of issues with childbearing (miscarriage and stillborn) so I wasn’t worried so much about getting pregnant as I was being able to stay pregnant. Pretty much my entire 20's, even though I wasn’t ready to have kids.

Jon Gosselin is now a stripper? Damn, these Trump years are really rough on women.

I don’t get the snark regarding Amanda Seyfried’s eggs. If that’s how she feels, that’s how she feels. I think there’s this narrative surrounding modern women according to which all thoughts and conversations about biological clocks and “baby fever” must be suppressed, lest you turn your feminist card over. But some…

Counterpoint: male strippers are hot (if the dude in question is hot, which Jon Gosselin is not).

I just sifted though 5 or so grammar websites and they all said it’s “a historic” because the h is pronounced/not a vowel sound.

Well to be fair, the Democrats are to blame - they passed a much better bill than the GOP could ever come up with.

I kept waiting for it to start screaming or turn murderous. Somehow, I think this was worse.

Having lived through the seventies, this thing gives me the creeps because it talks like every adult male who went through e.s.t. seminars, smoked weed, had a hot tub, and wanted to have inappropriate conversations with me at my parents’ parties as a tween/young teen.

This is that guy that everyone dated during their freshman year of college. He was really into your feelings and totally respected your process. He was a very gentle lover and was 100% terrible.

No joke, every time it said “I enjoy looking at you” or whatever, I checked my webcam to make sure it hadn’t spontaneously turned on :0

He’s the Pillsbury Doughboy’s weird art school cousin that you smoked opium with once.

It looks like what was left of Voldemort if he still had a bit of soul left over. It sounds like an evil Fred Rogers. He is what nightmares are made of.