Didn’t Rihanna have an affair with Jay-Z though? I feel like that would make her much less likely to get away with it.

Jason is definitely Andy if anyone. Which would make Janet April, which also works because she’s jealous of Ann/Tahani and BFFs with Ron/Michael.

Minnesota has one of the best Democratic benches right now, including many women and POC. I’m not even a little concerned that they’ll find a suitable replacement.

Actually, if Franken resigns the seat will be voted on again in 2018. I still think he should do it, though.

That’s a shame, “love yourself” is way better. I’m not sure if I’d go so far as to call it shade (RIP shade court), but it’s definitely shadier.

See, I also forgot that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were still together. I think I got them confused with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz maybe?

Can we talk about how fucking boring that Lauren Conrad house is?

This article definitely cast a negative light on him: http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

*cough* jobs associated with women *cough*

Is anyone else super uncomfortable with the way the Taylor Swift case is being covered? This one wasn’t so bad, but the “omg look at the line to view the trial/this court sketch/etc” seems so gross when we’re talking about an assault case.

You know what else is great with weed? Just a whole head of cabbage, raw. This isn’t anything against Halo Top, I really like it. But literally everything is great with weed.

You know, I’m always so worried about clicking links like that in case they’re secretly awful, so I’m glad that was the opposite!

Her first album was in 2006, so you’re almost there! Although that one was pretty country, so depending on how mainstream you’re going, you probably won’t get there until around 2008.

See, e.g., this: http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/539764567/amid-russia-scandals-conservative-media-provides-air-cover-for-president-trump?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20170728

That’s kind of my point? I personally know lots of Democrats who read it, but in a world where we can’t agree on the facts, I’m kind of glad that white Republican women are getting a daily reminder that Trump is doing things that are really really really not normal, instead of just whatever else they’d be getting as…

Ok

Eh, I get the criticisms, but almost every woman I know reads the Skimm. Some of them are news junkies that are just supplementing their other sources of information, but a lot of them are people who otherwise wouldn’t be reading the news much and I’m just glad they’re keeping up if that’s what works for them. The…

Wait, if nobody else knew about their engagement, who was taking all those pictures?

Isn’t she like her longest friend since she got famous?

I’m really confused by this “Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are friends now” thing. Is it sarcasm? Did you see the Bad Blood video?