He’ll pass the buck/blame onto Ryan. It’s never his fault if something goes wrong.

I will literally never in my life be able to successfully forgot the what-felt-like-decades-long nonsense conversations about “death panels”

This is where I plug the perfection that is The Good Place. It is all on Hulu. It should be watched!

I find Kristen Bell sharp, adorable, and great as an actress.

I hope when he ties Nixon, the next Trump cover has an image of Trump and Nixon together, so it’s still a tie.

Rick Perry still hasn’t figured out what his job is, so it isn’t like this distracted him from not doing it.

I had no idea someone could struggle that badly to act natural while giving a thumbs up. It’s like that is the most strenuous activity his hand has ever performed and he’s grimacing in pain.

The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum!

Zionism necessarily entails the support of the Apartheid Israeli government and their racist policies.

This is so crazy and it really feels like none of it matters. I think this has really shown how vulnerable our government is and how little oversight or consequence there really are when shit hits the fan. I guess the biggest problem are the fucking GOP party over country assholes.

While my first response was “holy shit,” am I being too cynical when I think that this will be barely enough, if at all, to actually do damage to the Trump Administration?

Am I the only one who can’t read Jason Derulo’s name without mentally singing it and then following it with “ayyyy, Deluca Heights”? Or is it just because he had like four songs that got repeated all the time when I was in high school that everyone would play on repeat?

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Oh crap, Slate and Evans are not together anymore? I was rooting for them, dammit. Such a cute couple.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

Dude. You just heard a woman talk about how she was mentally preparing herself to be raped by three men. And that she was focusing on how her sister would heal after finding her dead body and this is what you come out of it with? The fuck is wrong with you? Have like, a semblance of empathy. Ever.

I totally agree that it would be great if more people were open about a journey from the bad and/or bigoted ways they used to feel. What I don’t like is this idea that she changed her mind because she met cool gay people. What if she’d met shitty gay people? Or fucked up, “weak” gay people? A minority group’s…

The bottle of wine I just drank did more in its life for women than Mike Pence ever will.

I feel the same way about Paul Rudd. I’ve had a crush on him since Clueless. He’s just... adorable.

public health issues like immunization should be decided at the state level.