Nah pretty sure we’ll be reminiscing about when we still had electricity and most of our limbs.

I’m not team Kris or anything, but it would take a genuinely special person to truly support your spouse through a gender transition. To do so while also an international “brand” that necessitates your laundry being on television, even if that were a life you had chosen makes it more complicated. Add to the mix that…

You didn’t say “Hi it is corny joke time” but I still enjoyed it through gritted teeth

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

So are Marc Anthony and Ben Affleck...

Yup! Almost all of the violence (and all of the gore) is confined to the third act. There’s maybe only 10-15 minutes of truly violent content in the whole movie. It’s pretty safe for horror movie wimps (a group I’m definitely a part of!). I saw it at a noon matinee thinking I might need a full day to decompress…

I saw this movie this past weekend. It really works on so many levels - besides being a racial commentary piece, it also has hilarious comedy moments, touching personal dramatic ones, as well as the body-horror/psychological horror aspect. It’s pretty rare to see a single movie succeed so well in so many facets.

Well, when my sister’s marriage was circling the drain and she and her husband were still in deep denial, they decided to have another baby. One nasty divorce later and she’s wishing they weren’t quite so “bonded.” So... there are things more permanent than a tattoo, just sayin.

“a former Long Island couple and their former neighbor, with whom they had a threesome”

This is misleading. It’s not like three people fucked once and then fought over the custody of the ensuing child. In general usage, a threesome is an act; this was a relationship/combination of relationships.

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

Sitting in a movie theater and waiting for the 7:35 showing of “Get Out.” Finally!

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

This is why Brie Larson is going to be a Marvel superhero, and Casey Affleck is just an asshole with a fugly beard.

I’m such a fan of Brie. I have trouble cheering on celebrities because a lot of them I think are motivated so strongly by their ego + thirst for limelight (gaga especially), but Brie seems like such a genuine person who isn’t playing by those rules. Maybe it has to do with her upbringing (didn’t she say her and her…

Anyway, this makes me legit sad because it just reminds me of what we lost by not having Tim Kaine as vice president. Like, not even my second, third or fourth choice, but, damn, it’d have been nice to have a VP who, you know, actually cared about people and their well-being.

“I don’t know how this works, no I can’t ask the tech department, this will have to be good enough.” thanks for reminding us why we need our women bloggers who know how to run the joint, Brendan! ♥️

Yes. I feel like I should qualify this by saying that I would probably be very drunk, but I know that’s not true.