I idolized Gwen in my late teens and have always felt some residual affection for her.

The last medical statement I got was for $500 for one procedure. As long as I don’t need any other medical care for the next two years, his analogy totally works.

Chance honestly astounds me with his deep devotion to and love for his hometown. Most people in his spot would be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills (*cough* Kanye *cough*), but Chance sticks around and makes a difference. Plus, he makes FIRE music.

Or prepare for a job interview. Or use Yale’s extensive alumni network to get a job instead of sleeping with her engaged ex.

I am continually stunned at the administration’s willingness to make absolute statements on every issue. They just keep setting themselves up to be outed over and over and over again.

Well, since this is a hotly contested issue in many parts of the country, and she might be in a better position to sway people who on the fence about it, I’d imagine a lot of people who care about women having access to reproductive rights give a shit about this.

I am totally here for this cast!

Ivanka and Jared are Lindsay and Tobias imo.

I am continually sad that Busy Phillips doesn’t get bigger parts. She’s so great. Can’t wait to see her and Casey Williams together. 

I need to go re-watch Happy Endings. That show has some of the best one-liners. I lurve Casey. I listen to Bitch Sesh religiously.

I’m so in, after cougartown ended I ended up with a busy phillips shaped hole in my life.

And who wants to eat at a dinner table 2 feet off the floor?!

I am never in favor of those artsy not real chairs. Chairs are designed for a reason.

So the case of who fucked up some award show envelopes now gets a formal investigation but 45s ties to Russia and his taxes gets nothing.

I’m trying to figure out which I hate more, the swinging suspended couch or the shag carpeting. Wait, or the sit-on-the-floor table. Hey, I’m An Old, give me a fucking chair!

We hired PWC a couple years ago for a consulting gig and they were the most pretentious bunch of assholes I have ever met in my life (and I work with a bunch of consultants). During introductions the lead guy said something like “You may have of PWC from our work with the Oscars”. It was as coy as Andy Bernard…

I think Jimmy Kimmel was more rude than the La La Land people. I actually think they reacted pretty well (at least the guy who announced that Moonlight actually won did).

2017 continues to be a horseshit year. This was going to be Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Year to EGOT, and they pull this shit with “Best Original Song”?

We haven’t circled around to hating on LMM yet, right? Because he’s so dreamy and I’m irrationally/embarrasingly proud of him.

I don’t like pizza that much but I’d eat three spoons of warm oil every single day if I could.