Watching Love is like the TV-watching equivalent of eating Swedish Fish. It’s not very good candy; in fact, it’s pretty terrible candy, but there it is on the table in front of you, so into your mouth it goes.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

R.I.P. I Thee Dread 

he’ll be a major player spoiler in the next Presidental race for the Dems.

I think she’s learned her lesson. What I’m worried about is fucking Bernie running again because you know he will.

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

I love that damn song in the Mixtape.

SIT DOWN PIERS, YOU FAT MOTHER[BLEEEEEEP]!

For the record, I wasn’t anywhere close on guessing either the nickname or desperate lady. But it got me to click through to find out both answers, so win?

is the proper penalty for an incredibly minor infraction to be exiled?
if you’ve ever parked crookedly, i hope they kick you out of the country.

Well obviously they were going to confirm her. If they didn’t ruin public education how else were they going to supply the party with new voters?

also, Aero and Kinder Eggs. because it’s fucking insane that we can’t get goddamn kinder eggs. on the other hand, i’ll gladly give them up forever if #45* chokes on one 

“Hell, we won’t need any allies for those wars with China and Iran, will we?”

Campaign Contributions To Senators By The DeVos Family:

In a lot of people’s heads, political parties are nothing more than sports teams. They will stay with their team no matter what. One of the players gets caught in a scandal? Defend him/her to the death. Team makes some bad calls? Eh, who doesn’t? It doesn’t matter. They picked their team and it is forever and always…

I joke with my mom about this all the time now as an adult....she was superrrr lenient with us growing up, but we grew up in the boonies upstate NY and she had legitimately 3 rules: no ATVs, no riding around in our friends cars in blizzards, and no riding in cars with drunk people. I acted like she was a tyrant, when…

Tangentially related. I want to call my congress people. I’m in LA county though so I know they will be voting liberally. Should I still call? And what’s better, my representative or senator? And lastly, what should I say about the ban?

You should, because I think it’s one of the best written sitcoms of the last 20 years, but she only shows up as a bit character (albeit a really charming one). Don’t go in expecting tons of Brie!

I have a feeling there might have been publicists behind the post. She usually seems very self-aware.

Now I understand why Johnny Depp was being such a dong about paying Amber Heard her money.