I thought all those libtard snowflakes didn’t have jobs, how can they be getting paid for protesting?

This post is Hitler’s wet dream. I am also a regular person with all the same stuff you have, yet I also manage to be able to have some small amount of empathy and compassion.

Great news, although the caveats, but...

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

Well to be fair, the 1940's U.S. wasn’t exactly on board with taking all the Jewish refugees after WWII either. So maybe we are making america great just like back then. I mean the allies just sent all the Jews to Palestine and everything worked out perfectly and nothing bad ever happened as a result. The end.

Why not both? “MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT IF I JUST ABORTED THE NEXT DONALD TRUMP? CHECKMATE!”

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies…

Department of Defense:

I know demonizing immigrants sounds like a great thing to many trump supporters, but guys, immigrating to the US (even legally) is difficult, messy, expensive and so so taxing, physically and emotionally. And to be a refugee on top of that, to not really even have a comfortable place to wait out the immigration…

History lesson: Remember how during WW2 the United States turned away thousands of Jewish refugees? Yea, let’s not do that again.

That’s not fraud, though. When you move you register in the new state, but you don’t do anything to “unregister” in the old state, the states are supposed to take care of that. The point in pointing out that his cabinet members are registered in multiple states is that Trump falsely calls that fraud.

Look, I know that Down to You is objectively a bad movie, but I’ll be damned if I haven’t watched it a million times and laughed my ass off at it every time. Freddie Prinze Jr and Julia Stiles were by far the worst thing about it, but the supporting cast was amazing and hilarious. Shawn Hatosy and Zak Orth especially.…

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

Is this from YM? (Looks like it)

Omg I am dying laughing. I had this on my wall too! What a random photoshoot idea.

Omg yes!

OMG, my Walk To Remember story is excellent.

Also how have you guys not learned by now how much I love stupid shit?

Everyone send good vibes to our governor, Mark Dayton. He just disclosed his prostate cancer diagnosis and is our only buffer from these crazy republicans from bumfuck nowhere. They’re also trying to assign electoral votes by district instead of the total number of votes to try to swing Minnesota red.