I’m sure they’ll be divorced in, oh, 18-36 months. Or at least by the time Donald Trump is out of office.

After Tuesday I think everyone is off that train. Our hate has a new target. Then again my celebrity backlash target turned to Susan Sarandon during this election season. It drained all the blacklash I had for JLaw and TSwift.

Here’s some celebrity non-bullshit:

But does J Law’s 75 lb down comforter weigh more or less than, say, a 75 lb lead blanket?

I can’t even dirt bag. I’m still too sad today.

So what you’re saying is that J Law has the best couch best of all of us. Nice and deep with an intense blanket... I bet she has the best snacks, too.

When you say “read up” on Pence, do you mean “The Handmaid’s Tale” or “The Man in the High Castle”?

People need to be organized against the fuckery this presidency will bring, but I wonder how effective these protests will be in the liberal zones where trump lost

i’ll admit that svu is a total guilty pleasure for me (i live for raul esparza as barba) but can they just... not, this time?

2000 was completely different. Nader earned those votes from hard word and a life committed to the greater good of the people. This asshole said “I’m not them” or that she is just as bad. NO SHE ISN’T. I don’t like Hillary, I don’t even really trust her politics. But I never questioned her capability or for a second…

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Hillary will be grace personified in public, but I can’t even imagine what she’s going through right now. This has got to be utterly crushing, beyond words.

I was flipping between CNN and CBC tonight and ended up landing on CBC because I was transfixed by their panel. They did not hold back at all. I will watch anything that features Danielle Moodie-Mills, forever. She was so passionate and articulate, but also heartbreakingly defeated.

You’ve marched right on to the bargaining stage, then? I’m still grappling with denial.

YOU WERE THE ONE DOING ALL THE NASTINESS, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

Midterms. For the love of God, people, destroy the Republicans in 2018.

Same. I’ve never been sadder to be right in my entire life.

We still have more than a month left. I’m sure this year still has more.

White women voted in favor of Trump 53 to 43 according to exit polls. White men aren’t alone in causing this mess. White women were right along with them as usual.

“Why can’t we just use nukes?”