The one good thing to come out of dragging it on so long was when I finally did meet someone worth seriously dating, I knew that I actually liked *him* and not just being in a relationship, because now I actually know the difference. Plus it really made me appreciate someone who didn't suck.

From what I remember: condoms, fancy lube, penis-shaped lollipops and other sex-related memorabilia. It also came in a shoe box covered in a collage of half-naked guys and sex-related words cut out of Cosmo. It was pretty impressive.

I'm not ashamed that I lost my virginity to him. It was actually a really sweet experience. We'd been dating for a month, and I was 19, and I was ready. My big sister in my sorority made me a "losing your virginity" kit.

I don't know where you heard that the shot drastically increases your risk of infertility. Everything I've heard from doctors, or read on the Internet (minus some hysterical "ask yahoo" comment sections) says that it temporarily decreases your fertility after you go off it, but that most people have normal fertility…

I'm on Depo and haven't had a period in three years. It's marvelous.

Haha, those are pretty amazing, especially together!

Haha, thank goodness he's a actually a great boyfriend so I don't have to suffer through anything just to keep the name!

Yes. But we'll also have cupcakes. And s'mores. And brownies. I want ALL the desserts.

Michael B. Jordan's doing aight. And good for him, that guys is talented and handsome as hell.

Have you seen this? I figured it'd be up your alley: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/har…

I will not tell you exactly how, but I realized the other day that my boyfriend and I's couple name is SHAZAM! It's awesome.

But last week Maria Shriver was all, "thank god he's not dating the devil herself, Taylor Swift!"? I'm so confused!

I was trying to figure out if it was a One Direction joke, and I didn't get it.

What if adultosaur is Taylor Swift?!?!?!?

My experience is much closer to yours. I'm still young enough that most of my friends aren't married, let alone divorced, but growing up ALL of my friend's parents were together. Of my parents and their 11 combined brothers and sisters, one of them had been divorced, but had remarried before I was even born and was…

What are your thoughts on the Harry + Emma Watson speculation from yesterday?

You seem kind of uptight about this. Maybe you should...let it go?

Apparently they had a huge spike in sales that day.

To be fair, what the fuck are you supposed to say when a reporter asks you if you're going to date someone. There is no non-awkward reply to that question.

This is okay, but I liked last year's better. For Black Friday, they still sold Cards Against Humanity, but for $5 more than usual.