Are you me? I'm also Jewish, with a (half-)Swedish boyfriend and wonderful "in-laws"!

That's the thing I'm always shocked by when I see actresses. It's not that they're super skinny (which they are, but I'm prepared for that), they are all-around TINY people. Like if you took a normal person and just shrunk them.

I'm so confused. Is she still dating the Beebs or not?

.... I miss my mommy.

Ooh, please do! You can email me at inspectorspacetime.kinja at Gmail.

Sometimes I think, wow, I've listened to 1989 a lot, maybe I should listen to something else. But then I try to think of anything else I'd want to listen to, and I can't!

I am so upset, because my boyfriend got me 1989 (which was super nice of him) at Target and apparently they did not make it at all clear that there is a deluxe edition, so he got me the regular one, and now I can't just go and buy the deluxe edition on top of that, and everyone keeps saying that the extra songs are…

The funny thing is Joey/Pacey are an infinitely better couple than Joey/Dawson, but the show as a whole just got SO BAD.

As someone who has watched both of them on Netflix in the last year, Gilmore Girls is SO MUCH BETTER. I couldn't even finish Dawson's Creek. I gave up when Joey and Pacey started dating and Dawson wouldn't stop being a little bitch about it.

And Miles Teller the guy who bullied her. It was like, oh hey, every guy that's played Shailene Woodley's romantic partner.

Mark, is posting stuff from r/relationships going to become a regular thing? Because I LOVE it. It's my two favorite internet places combined!

YESSSSSSS! We've already got a regular feature dedicated to freaking out over everything Rhianna does, can we please have the Adultosaur-written TSwift equivalent?

You're internet famous! That's like one step away from real famous, and then I bet Taylor will totally take you under her wing, Lorde-style.

I don't think anything can make Adultoscare stop loving Tay.

I'm not trying to be mean, but this was...unreadable. I love This Week In Tabloids, so it really bummed me out that I could barely get through this.

I had a government class, a shop class and a home ec class that were all required. I graduated in 2009...

I'm listening to it right now. I still love Red more, but it's pretty damn catchy.

Thank you so much for your response! Since How I Broke Up With Ernie was one of your favorites, now I'm wondering, what are your favorite non-horror books? Since so much of your life revolves around the horror genre, do you enjoy it when you have some time off or are you eager to take a break from it?

I don't have a real question, but I really felt the need to tell you, I basically learned English from reading Goosebumps. My family moved to the U.S. when I was six, and we didn't have any money, but somebody was selling a huge box of Goosebumps books at a garage sale and my mom got them for me. I think I've read…

r/relationships is my biggest guilty pleasure. It is hilarious and everyone is insane. In their universe, anyone who has friends of the opposite sex is definitely cheating and gaining weight is the number one worst thing you can do to your partner (after cheating, of course, which is a capital offense).