I mean, I would if I had her body, but there's no way I could pull it off half as well as she did!

YES! That outfit was gorgeous an just so chic, that I expected something more from the wedding dress.

Haha, I didn't mind that dress, but your description is killing it.

See that's the thing, I'm not into those dresses either, i just feel like there has to be a better alternative!

I don't even have a problem with Princess-y, I just feel like I've seen it done better. Oh well. She's still stunning.

The thing is I am NOT a fan of either strapless ball gown or mermaid, I just feel like there has to be a better alternative...

Is anyone else kind of disappointed in her dress? I mean she's so fucking beautiful and classy all the time, that this dress is just kind of underwhelming in comparison. Plus it sort of looks like it time travelled from the '80s. Like from a classy wedding from the '80s, but still from the '80s.

I am SHOCKED! Shocked I tell you! You mean the couple that posted about their #100dayanniversary and #10monthanniversary and posts pictures of each other EVERY week for #mancrushmonday and #womancrushwednesday aren't the actual epitome of #truelove? (This is a real couple on my newsfeed and they are hilarious. I can't…

She was on American Idol and he has a song about butts.

I'm embarrassed by how sad I am over the Jordin Sparks/Jason Derulo breakup. I don't even like either of them that much, they just seemed sweet together...

Commenting to get you out of the greys!

I usually find the "Random female celebrity is pregnant because she touched her stomach/ate a burrito/gained two pounds" stories to be totally absurd, but the Portia/Ellen one is INFURIATING. You're going to say that a woman who has publicly stated that she has no intention of ever having kids AND that she's battled…

That's probably because we're the same person (Tina Belcher).

No, that would be the worst. It would not be a romcom, it would just be both of us being super unhappy.

My ex-boyfriend and I put one of those locks up. I hope it gets taken down.

That is word for word what I came to say. The first part, not the second part. I'm not clever enough to think of that rhyme.

Okay, I'm not even that into Frozen, but that dress looks like it's going to be really pretty.

This is a thing that exists??? Game changer.

Mark, I am being that creepy person who comments 2 months late on something, but somebody just linked me to this and I needed to tell you that a) this is my favorite thing you've ever written and b) my family also celebrated events at Olive Garden! When my parents finally got married, after my brother and I were born…

I hope so, for both their sakes.