I don't really think the subject of the song is a bad person in any way, but I would probably also be hurt if the person I was non-exclusively seeing had sex with a good friend of mine while I was in the same building.

The radio station I was listening to on the way to work played Shake It Off immediately after Katy Perry's Hot and Cold. I'm convinced they did it in reference to this fued. Also, I find this whole thing hilarious. I mean, fighting over John Mayer is about the level of embarrassing as when Lindsah Lohan and Hillary…

I love this. I literally just stared in wonder at the screen while this was happening.

But we're also getting less information about the behavioral change. Does this trend mean that people are coupling up less than they did before, or that marriage is less important to those who are coupling up, or both?

Well, that makes T Swift's paranoia (as mentioned in her Rolling Stone interview) seem much, much more justified.

Ahh, now I'm scared that I've been eating recalled almond butter! (I mean, still worth it, obviously, but I'm still going to check when I get home.)

I don't know, ask the giant jar I bought at Costco because I was going through regular-sized jars too quickly.

But how great is almond butter, though?

"Now, she's in the Guinness Book of World Records. You, me and everyone we know are not."

I remember the first time I heard the name of Reese Witherspoon's production company, and I was like, "why the fuck would Reese Witherspoon name her company Taipei Productions?"

You know that an interview with David Chase came out like two weeks ago where that exact thing happened, right?

I wish I could star this a million times.

Nope. If you're going to go for a crazy name, then go for an actual crazy name. This "half Elizabeth-half Isabella" nonsense is just boring and dumb.

That picture is cute, but Elizabella might be the dumbest name I've ever heard of.

ALSO, it still doesn't fix the "Robin and Lily basically stop being friends because Robin's too busy being a career woman and hating Barney and being jealous of Ted and Tracy" issue. That pissed me off so much, because I cared way more about Robin's friendship with Lily than about her relationship with either Barney…

This ending is good, but the fact that it's good just makes me even more mad about how AWFUL the original one was. Like, just sooooo so bad. I used to watch How I Met Your Mother as kind of a background show while I was doing other things, because I've seen it so many times. I haven't been able to watch it once since…

She also keeps dating all of her co-stars. First it was Chris Pratt, then someone from Brothers and Sisters, and now she's dating Daniel from Revenge. Which must be interesting, given how crazy their relationship has gotten on the show!

Emily Van Camp is my #1 girl crush. Girlfriend is gorgeous and crazy talented and I'm so obsessed with Revenge because of her. She should be just as famous as Chris Pratt.

Revenge has taught me that helicopters + the Hamptons is a deadly combination.

I started a profile on okcupid the same day my ex-boyfriend and I broke up. We'd been dating for over a year, and it was by far the most significant relationship of my life up until that point. I'd known the breakup was coming for a while (he was moving away for law school) but it still hurt like a bitch. I was not at…