My ex was the most boring eater I've ever met. All he would eat was plain chicken and white rice. Sometimes cereal, I think? I mean, I literally have no idea how he was alive because I remember him ordering teriyaki chicken and white rice from the Thai place down the street for practically every meal. Because he…

Making babies look creepy is not hard at all. Proof: any talking baby commercial.

Haha, that makes a lot more sense, I don't know why my brain didn't go to boobs at all. I was like "are those letter grades? Does size matters have to do with penises? Do they even have surgeries for penis size?" It just totally went over my head.

Am I missing something? I don't get what the joke is supposed to be with the coffee cup one.

And they've actually found recently that once you control for age, that correlation completely goes away. Here's an interesting article on it: http://m.theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Do you understand what a primary is? During the democratic primary, different candidates compete for the democratic presidential nomination. So every one of those candidates is a democrat, aka one of those "two options to everything." Saying that you would vote for a different candidate in the DEMOCRATIC primary over…

Are you being deliberately obtuse? Hillary hasn't won the primary yet. People can vote for a different democratic candidate for president. Nobody has said that they would vote for a third party candidate over her.

It wasn't even like close enough to when that happened to be relevant. It was years after. My claims to fame are super lame.

I saw Nicky Hilton go into a Taco Bell with that guy that once called Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch."

Yeah, it was very crowded when I went. I was also in the middle of a hunt for the best burger in LA (which we decided was Slater's 50/50, by the way) at the time, so it really underwhelmed.

I've had Habit Burger, and it was a solid "meh" for me. And also overpriced.

The way you furrow your brow, it ain't hard to tell, ohhh oh ohh, you don't know you're good at math! But actually you're good at math!

What about a song called "you don't know you're good at math." That is actually a thing, that is seriously holding back women!

USC

Fun fact! Jennay's dorm was my actual real life freshmen dorm!

One time I went to a screening of an episode of Greek followed by a Q&A with the actors and I happened to get there really early so I had front row seats and we totally exchanged like two lines of semi-witty banter!

Same! They looked so cute!!!

I care! Back when they were on the Disney Channel and talking about how they were BFFs from childhood they reminded me of me and my BFF, so I always get sad when they fight!

My Italian friend was telling me once about how his "friend is become dead" and I was shocked about how casually he was relaying this information. It turns out he was just saying that the friend "is become dad" in an Italian accent.

Every time I hear news about Robin Thicke trying to win over Paula Patton, my brain changes it to Paula Poundstone. Of course, she still would never take him back, but it's still funny to think about.