The article about Alex Pettyfer and girlfriend says "they have been together for seriously for a few weeks now." What does that even mean? And atrocious grammar aside, how for seriously can you be together after a few weeks? You barely know somebody after a few weeks!

So glad to see this column back! I really look forward to it every week.

I think it takes a lot of putting yourself out there, and realizing that every relationship is going to be different. In high school I met somebody who I felt was the first person I could talk to about any of the serious things in my life. And we had an amazing connection and he was the first person I felt comfortable…

I know stories of people who have gotten back together. In fact, my parents were on and off for years. But (and I don't think you're going to like this), they only got back together for good after my mom left and built her own life without him and she finally realized she could be okay on her own, and he realized that…

If it makes you feel any better, starting an okcupid profile after my first major adult relationship ended was one of the best things I could have done. Not because it led me to my amazing boyfriend (although that was also pretty awesome), but because every time I was upset about the breakup and needed a distraction,…

Not at the same time! That's less effective!

That's why I only go to music festivals in Sweden.

I love Happy Endings, if you haven't seen that yet, although it is now off the air. It had a similar "six friends hang out in a city" vibe.

I had an ex-boyfriend who still watched the Real World religiously (as of 2012, I have no idea what he does now). He also was obsessed with The Challenge, the spinoff where they competed in stupid challenges for money. I definitely did not get the appeal.

I don't know, but I wish she'd start acting again, because she was awesome.

She was also amazing in Saved!

Yes!!!! It was so distracting. Like, girl has a pretty memorable face, you can't just replace her with some other brunette!

You know, Carrie Bradshaw is not a bad comparison for Kim Kardashian. They both make their living talking about their personal lives and are into fashion. Kim's just kind of a more successful version of Carrie.

No, this is what a Pinterest divorce looks like:

I don't deny the problems you face as a person with small breasts. I don't even have a problem with people wanting a space to talk specifically about the issues that small-breasted women have, separate of the issues that women of all breast size have, because having breasts of any size can make one a target for…

But I think often people without large (and I mean really freaking large) breasts don't realize that these breasts aren't considered part of the ideal either. There's a size where breasts can no longer ever be perky, because that's just not how gravity works. I remember watching shows on plastic surgery growing up and…

Dear FAA:

Yeah, so I've heard. I don't remember what I actually got, but I remember thinking it was insultingly low. And given that a similarly ranked school gave me a half tuition scholarship, there was just no way I could say yes, as much as I actually liked the school.

This might have made me more likely to go to Tufts when I got accepted. Except for the fact that they gave me almost no financial aid...

The statistic isn't how many people who live together get divorced. It's saying that among married couples, those who lived together before they got married were more (or less, as is the point of the article) likely to get divorced than married couples who did not live together before they got married.