I mean, in the sense that he's sweet, yes, but in the sense that being sweet is literally his only personality trait, definitely not.

HA! I mean, obviously we're raising the kids Team Logan, that's not up for debate. But seriously. My boyfriend is so great in every other way! But how can anybody be team Duncan?

I got my boyfriend to start watching Veronica Mars, because I was re-watching in honor of the movie coming out. He loves it, of course, but there's one small problem. We're one episode into season 2 and he likes Duncan more than Logan. Nobody is team Duncan!!! What do I do???

Yes. I took 9 APs in high school, which got me out of my intro courses for two of my majors, and allowed me to get a 5-year degree in 4 (including a semester studying abroad)! APs are my favorite.

Actually he first called her a marshmallow in the pilot, and then at the end of the episode when she's talking about her mom she says "sorry, was that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow."

To be fair, she also described herself as a "marshmallow" in the original series, and I think she's still got that sarcastic edge in her voice here.

Yes. My favorite part of that when it originally happened was that she also lost to enough white people as well that it wouldn't have mattered anyways. Shaking my head...

Can I be ungrayed? I have a long illustrious history of not being a troll! (And I really love food)

I don't know! Every time he shows up, I just feel so confused and don't understand what is going on. I also tried googling "Is Nick Swardson gay?" one time, and there was one yahoo answers result that was like "yes, I'm from his hometown, he definitely dates men" and then like 100 results of legitimate articles being…

It's not even an exciting story: I dated a guy for a while, and his best friend had dated Nick Swardson. It wasn't like this big secret that he was gay, because here he was openly dating another man. And then I learned more about him and how half of his jokes are about how straight he is, and I was like:

Well, Nick Swardson, that might have something to do with the fact that you usually date men. Nothing wrong with it, but I find your whole "look at me, I'm so straight" shtick really weird now that I know your ex-boyfriend.

Well, seeing as I'm really good at taking standardized tests, but suck at finding a job, this is pretty good news for me!

It's at least partly genetic: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/…

I agree with you on the poutine (because yum), but the cilantro you're going to have to blame your genes for. To some people, cilantro tastes like soap. To everyone else, it tastes absolutely nothing like soap.

Yeah, at this point he's definitely trolling us. I can usually recognize a Doug Barry dirtbag by the second item (I always forget it's Sunday until then), but this time I took one look at the wall of text and was like, "he's just fucking with everyone, right?"

Was it the one where they were stuck in a Kmart?

I've done that once. It was also the drunkest I've ever been, on a pub crawl through Rome that I barely remember. But I do remember A LOT of cigarettes.

As someone who actually does see economics in like, everything, man (which is why I'm getting a phd in economics), even I think this is bullshit. And an insult to economics.

My personal favorite is "why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?"

I adored it! And I didn't think they were that unlikeable, they were mostly just PEOPLE!