Chering is caring.

not sure, but it seems like a lot of women’s dress shirts are cut for one body type. a more custom fit might help. there are other companies that do similar. try googling custom women’s dress shirts. maybe there’s a cheaper one.

I read this as “Hasn’t he been through enough whores?” and was like whoa, simmer down now Jesus. You’re getting a reputation.

What harm comes from supplying people with birth control, condoms, Pap smears, and cancer screenings?

Is that the reason he is ex now?

Catch on Fire Crash Machines amirite

THEY DON’T EVEN HOVER

Ugh. I think I’m out on this one. It makes me sad to read these.

His lil pink toe! Eeeee!

If only the chefs would cook it till it’s tender...

Her grinch feet and sideburns make my Roo McClanahan the prettiest gal that ever was (at least in my completely unbiased opinion ;) ). I’m certain your pup is just as cute!

Another good reason for me to add to my list of why I don’t want kids ;)

I tell my dog his a big stupid ugly mutt, and it makes him sooooo happy.

I MUST PETS THE PRECIOUS, I MUST.

Lulu in repose.

Ugh. I understand this SO much. My son is literally THE MOST HANDSOME. It turned him into a huge bullying asshole. Jumping on counters, beating up his brother , etc... I was so happy when he got all but three of his teeth pulled, thinking it would knock him down a few pegs AND IT DID. But he looked so sad so I started…

I look my cat in the eyes and tell her “I love you, fatty.” And she feels like a queen when I do it.

At a former job we had a coworker in Paris named Pierre LeChat- we found every excuse to discuss anything he’d emailed about, just so we could say “Pete the Cat”.

Childcare!? In my day they just dropped you off at the bootstrap factory where you work your way up from the bottom. Coddling these children will not turn them into to the sociopathic corporate elites this country needs.

Love those sexy Hapsburg chins!