#blackcoffeematters

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I’ve been binge watching The White Queen, have watched The Other Boleyn Sister, and am starting The Tudors, so reading this made me say “HUH?”

I know right!? You don’t need a history degree (which I actually have) to know that making illegitimate babies is both an ancient and favorite royal hobby. Those kids often ended up smarter, more successful and even better looking than their royal half siblings. Team Harry’s Love Child!

I figured you would appreciate this:

When was the last time we had a royal bastard? Those guys have either been keeping it clean or covered assiduously. You’d expect at least one each generation at least.

Right? Apparently the reign of Henry VIII is something that only happened on showtime for the tabloid press

Prince Andrew is more recent - the underaged prostitute who was in the photo with him claimed some seriously kinky shit.

The Queen failed History, didn’t she? You seem to have taken top marks.

or any history literally ever

I know its been said before. But anyone else remember when Will was the dreamy royal, amd Harry was the geeky ginger. Now Will is shorter with a baby and male pattern baldness. What happened?

I highly recommend this book: http://www.amazon.com/Treasury-Royal… Wildly entertaining read. Not just royals, there are a few popes and assorted nobility, too. Prince Harry knocking someone up is not even a blip on the radar

I thought having royal basterds was one of the prerogatives of being a prince?

How girl get royal pragnent?

Howbout that one time the King of England said FU to Rome and created a new religion just so he could get a new wife?

i’m sorry, i don’t understand the question. the answer is always yes to harry’s baby.

the only problem with harry’s love child is that it’s not implanted IN ME.