My strategy is to teach my daughter soon, probably this summer, to recognize dangerous spiders and bugs so that she will hopefully come get me for the dangerous ones and not worry about the friendly ones.

She’s only 3, don’t beat yourself up for it. My parents still coddle me whenever possible and I’m in my late 20s and live in a different timezone than them. And I still went away to college and joined the rugby team. :)

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

He didn’t get fed.

I assume that’s how Charles, Andrew and Anne are fed as well.

I feel your pain. The cat I’d had since I was 8 just dropped dead a week before I came home from my first year of college. The last time I’d seen her, I promised her I’d be home in less then a month, as she cried begging me not to go.

Your story just kinda hit home. I didn’t move far away, and it hadn’t even been long...

I am so sorry for your loss. I’ve just been through it too, and damn if it doesn’t hurt so much more, and consistently, than one would ever imagine.

I lost my beloved cat in September, I promise, it’ll get easier.... but damn if I’m not ugly crying reading all of these beautiful stories.

All the hugs.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I lost my girl two months ago, i promise it gets easier, but you never forget.

::hugs::

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Did someone say prancing?

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

Looking at all the idiots thinking they’re so so clever for invoking Darwin or making snide comments about the patriarchy while I languish in the grays is disheartening.

The Full Freddie big hand clap

RIP Pinkham’s Law.

Can you and the ‘Darwin Award’ folks on every news story about a senseless death just kind of.. fade away or something?