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As a southern lady who watches a fair amount of skin flicks, I would assume a goodly number of the southern porn viewing literally comes down to “I am horny, but with the heat and humidity I would rather roll naked in the fire ant patch outside than touch another human. God so sweaty! I’ll just take care of this real…

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

My favorite.

One of my fav XKCD strips for relevance:

she’s just been constantly pregnant with the same child for ten years

yeah but is she pregnant tho. i’ve been waiting 10 years for confirmation

Classic. Relevant.

So, what if neither Carlos nor his mother spoke English? Did this woman think imploring them to “Speak English” would gift them with the ability to do so by the sheer force of her will?

My Smokey would be so mad when we left for a weekend trip, that when we came home, the first thing he’d do is saunter into the hallway, stop halfway, turn his back to us, and poop right in front of us. He’d turn his head towards us to make sure we registered his disapproval.

Asparagus water is known for it’s holistic healing properties. Oh...

Yes. Fortunately, it’s a very slow acting malady, so maybe you’ve got 50-70 years.

Mamangabriel thinks it has to do with having or lacking a certain enzyme. You will not die. Of this.

Apparently I lack the enzyme or something because I love asparagus but never get the weird pee smell. I kind of feel that I'm missing out on part if the whole asparagus eating experience.

aspergeau de toilette.

Being a single mother is not for the faint of heart, I tell you.

How to start your day like Mocena:

It’s to prevent damage during shipping.

The vent is basted closed for shipping and for store hanging, to keep it straight, and prevent its ripping upward or the flaps winding up creased due to handling.