Um, no.
And all this time I thought a condom wrapper was where you stored it for re-use after rinsing it out.
The hell is Pinkham’s Law? The only thing I get looking it up is a Twitter account linking back to this article.
Let’s face it, at least 25% of all Restaurant Stories are gonna be this.
That made me remember watching my wife pull off her flannel pajamas pants. Thank you.
Damn! Okay, I’ll have a pint of that, thanks.
I’m expecting a come-from-behind win for Martini Lady. “Why can’t they just keep the vodka in the freezer??”
The fuck is with people? What is with the need to feel so fucking special? I mean, yeah - if you want to have an ingredient or two removed (or doubled) on what is a largely-prefab item, then no big deal. But having some radom custom-built bullshit is just being fucking tedious. No one does this in stores, do they? No…
“AND extraextraextraextraextraextraextra tartar sauce.”
Oh my God, people have started calling recipes “Food Hacks”
If you develop a gangrenous foot, hack off a limb! #limbhack #lifehack
But it’s the best possible way to go through a drive-thru.
Can you gently insert it into my monogrammed thermos?
And no tomatoes, please. I’m allergic to red.
I’m allergic to crispy!
If you get cold at night, put an extra blanket on your bed! If you get too warm, remove a blanket! #lifehack #bedroom hack
If you don't finish all of your dinner, wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge to keep it fresh! #lifehack #kitchenhack
If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack
While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!