how did his nips look

No one cares about your boner

What a fucking pickleweasel.

Donna has aged really nicely since the 70’s.

Honestly sometimes I think the world is terrible place filled with evil and pain and then something like this happens and I know that God loves me and true love exists.

I remember the first time I smoked weed.

Might as well save this write up, change the names and results and repost in 2018 for the men’s team.

We have 3 cats, 2 dark seal point Siamese and a beautiful dilute tortie fatso who I suspect might have a little Maine Coon - she is BIG and FAT (she looks a lot like this: http://warriorcatclansrp.wikia.com/wiki/Elektra). The tortie, Lacey, is “my” cat - she always wants my lap first, my husbands if I’m occupied. One…

Joke’s on him: I shit in the batter.

Well, thanks for enlightening us, Dave Coulier! But would she go down on you in a theater?

Miley Cyrus...naked...with a pig.

Know what I had to do to make my dog happy? Come home. HAPPY. Let him out. HAPPY. Let him back in. SO HAPPY. Feed him. TOO MUCH HAPPY FOR ONE TINY DOG.

Mandela: 27 years

good behavior in prison

I’m interested to find out what folks’ reactions are to this piece. But not all folks. Ladies, you know who I mean - this post has already been flooded with trolls. Remember:

.... performance art confuses me.

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"