LIT-UP JESUS, YOU SAY?

#antibodies

Classic Spencer. Always getting Ebola.

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

Wait, "woman" means "baby-making machine whose purpose is only fulfilled by producing as many babies as possible," right? Hence "pro-life is pro-woman"? Have I misunderstood something here?

These women are the DEFINITION of "internalized misogyny"

my toddler invited seven children over for hot chocolate and cookies without asking and then chugged his hot chocolate and THEN threw it up and THEN asked for more and kept playing. Plus they "cover" Zeppelin.

Blind faith and being scared of Hell discourages any critical thinking from happening.

You would think it would be cheaper to pay for some slut pills than a pregnancy.

I'm with you, it feels invasive. Another reason I'm glad not to be a celeb. My face tends towards oily too. By the end of the day, if I don't blot and powder, I look like I'm withdrawing from heroin. Right now I'm trying a Neutrogena shine control makeup primer in the hopes that my face won't melt off by lunchtime.

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.

People who pay for "artisanal" ice cubes are the same kind of assholes who buy an aged, beautifully cooked $40 dollar steak and then cover it in ketchup.

who the fuck responded to the fucking troll therefore fucking ungreying that nsfw shit that person better fess up so i can kill their face off.

Even though the name is different i'd bet it's still this guy. There was a documentary film about it back in the 90's

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

There is nothing I find more confusing than our culture's distrust of the bidet.

You are so right, only I can't decide whether she's about to faint or is merely changing her tampon.

Wow... she looks like a hunched & frightened soft-serve.