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My friend Meg has a daughter who has a Sphinx. His name, officially, is James St. James, but he goes by the more familiar, "Scrotum". Meg has a photo of Scrotum washing himself with his legs splayed, and called it naked cat yoga. It's hilarious.

AND TOTALLY ADORBZ APPARENTLY.

Wait? Helen Mirren and Liam Neeson...how did I not know this? That's gotta be like the highest level of badassery available for one couple, right?

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

I really don't want to have sex in my kitchen. The tile is hard, it's in the middle of the house, unsexy lighting.

"Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,They think I'm telling lies.
I say,It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me."

It's the racist cherry on top of the misogynist sundae.

Totally agree...I suppose my point is that it may represent a small step forward, not necessarily a victory, to recognize that this group of women consumers may in fact have different hair needs than women who don't cover their hair.

Oh my gawd that tea pot. It looks like you'd catch something out of it. Dysentery. That is the teapot they drank out of on the Oregon Trail.

I feel like the point is less about the fact that these companies have identified (or invented, depending on your POV) another way to position a product, but rather the fact that women who do wear veils have a product that is "for them". Whether it works or not is a whole different story, but it was only in the past

...this is why we need laws about home-schooling curriculum.

I know the difference is that they had hard proof that he did it, but anyone else finding it ironic that tweeting about rape gets the book thrown at you, while actually raping someone usually brings little response from law enforcement. See police responses when athletes are accused of rape.

Yep but I have free healthcare which means I won't bankrupt myself whilst receiving medical care.

You think her pussy will riot?

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.