Welcome new blood! I just want you to know that this is the sort of place where a person can get 300 recommends for writing a comment about pooping in public. You've been warned.

How hard should I be laughing that the ad preceding the clip is actually an ad for NFL Mobile? I mean, I am high, so I am laughing pretty hard. I'm just wondering if it is hard enough.

I agree with none of your points* and yet your conviction has convinced me that we should be friends.

I'm 21, I haven't had sex in.....ever. Not even once.

Gotcha! Oh man - the videos I've seen of her working out are INTENSE. Follow her on Instagram - it looks like she does a mix of Reformer Pilates (which I can tell you from experience will give you amazing definition, but is like, $30/class minimum), boxing, and interval training. Since it's basically her job to look…

According to my best friend, who is neither male nor a gynecologist, the answer is "looking at poons all day." No male gynecologist will convince us otherwise.

A plus-size woman can't have abs? That's Ashley Graham - she posts workout instavideos to her Instagram and is in beastmode in all of them. You can be bigger (she's about a size 14 - I've modeled for some of the same companies) and still be toned.

I am an addict. I read 90% of the articles posted on io9, gawker, and jezebel. Seriously, like 3 or 4 hours a day just spent reading articles and comments. I can't tell you a single thing I read yesterday but I assure you I did read them. I ask myself, "If you don't even remember what you read 24 hours later, why keep…

I don't even know why I'm bringing this up because it really doesn't have anything to do with anything, but back in my hometown I was in close proximity to both a Burger King and a McDonalds. When I was really hungover I would first stop at Burger King for a bacon croissan'wich then to McDonalds because they have…

Why did you say "poop"?

Well, I think Kim's about time for another bleaching. Get ready for that.

I think No room in her Womb is officially the best code phrase ever written..

Trust me - I'm fucking her up in other ways!

My husband completely avoids contact during that week. I might as well erect a red tent in the backyard. I have been known to 'extend' the dates for up to 4 more days because it pisses me off so much. "Is it still on?" (He can't even bring himself to say 'period') "Wha? - Oh, yeah. [Cheerfully] Sorryyy!"

You just reminded me of something I thankfully hadn't thought of in years: The Kilgore, TX Rangerettes, quite appropriately referred to as "The Whore Corps." I know/knew nothing of their sexual proclivities personally, the name just popped back into my memory. Thanks, I guess!

As the child of a hippy-dippy mom, I valued the information she gave me, but I realized that the offer to get me birth control meant I had to go to her and tell her I was having sex, and I just wasn't prepared to let her in my life like that. My mom has always struggled with boundaries - telling your 14 year old…

yes kid, indeed I am :)) I still don't understand half of the words coming out of his mouth, he is not high enough.