"Mother, I am the future king and I want that horse. I will be distracted by paper though, if you have any on hand"

"Prince George, heir to the throne of England", Jezebel once again shows that they do not know the difference between England and the United Kingdom.

Wow. What an accomplishment. I mean, in order to break it, you'd have to....add one more espresso shot?

when asked for comment, Ms. Raziuddin said "I'M DOING GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT WOO I BET I COULD RUN UP THAT MOUNTAIN"

I hope Yoko Ono isn't my Secret Santa this year.

It would've made my day if the little girl told the busybody that she wasn't supposed to talk to strangers.

I like that this piece isn't just a photoshop "Gotcha!" but points out exactly why it matters: it proves how overrated this sicko is.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

The best thing to do is to 'take over' the hashtag. Use it to post uplifting messages, and drown out the stupid.

And then take it on yourself if you can to take screenshots of the awful people who started it, to live as memorials of their stupid cruelty.

we should start tweeting proud, strong women using #Jadapose. Make it into something positive. Because she's an inspiration, truly. People like her and like my mother are truly the reason I try myself to be strong.

True story; I once got banned on Jezebel for using all caps like this in a comment. It was an automatic thing that would get you zapped, no question. What can I say, I like using all caps! Funny how times have changed, isn't it?

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

See, you got me all excited up until you mentioned hackability. Can you imagine the fun the religious right could have with this if they found a couple hackers? "We disabled your birth control because Jesus!"

Hacking your uterus, nbd.

Your doctor can switch it on or off remotely? Shouldn't that be your boss?

Allow me to just say

Afterlife Grandma Rant: "Goodness knows you kids nowadays never get off those cellphones long enough for your poor cursed Grandmother to haunt you properly. I set in the foyer for hours the other day and all of you kids were off watching TV and playing your darn video games. I fluttered those dusty drapes for at least…

"Classic Lee. Always with the rape. What a scamp."

Pfft, lame .