I was watching via a slightly dodgy live stream and I was speechless. Friends came over in the final seconds of the game and were quite concerned about me. I was just sort of staring blankly into space for a while there.

That’s amazing! I’m heading back to the Motherland tomorrow. Seeing Wales v Fiji (I’ve always had a soft spot for Wales, but I’m decidedly less fond of them now), NZ v Georgia, and USA v South Africa. Ireland are doing so well, though! I think they’ll thump France. I hope they do, anyway.

DO YOU DO TWITTER INTERNET PERSON?

Open call for any rugby nerds (especially English rugby nerds) to discuss the World Cup in detail.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT ROBSHAW WHY DIDN’T YOU GO FOR THE PENALTY? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH FUUUUUUUUCK DAD WILL NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END OF THIS.”

My anaconda wants some and I don’t even have an anaconda.

I have the same problems. Hoping someone can weigh in with recommendations.

I have the same problems. Hoping someone can weigh in with recommendations.

I work in a law office, and we have sued a dead person in a car wreck case. John Doe was driving recklessly (in this case, drunk and over the speed limit, and the wrong way down a highway) and hits our client Jack Doe. John Doe is killed on impact. Jack Doe is left with injuries that rule him out of work for a year,…

Sorry, wait a moment. What exactly about this picture, and which religion?

BECAUSE I AM THE OLDER SIBLING

I had a cat that fetched, too! My mother taught him when she was “pregnant and bored”. Like, jeez, lady.

I had a freak of a cat who loved water. You’d turn on the shower and leave it to warm up, and BAM, kitty’s in there. You’d bathe the dog and BAM, kitty’s swimming circles around him. She was long-haired and too fat (or fond of baths) to clean herself properly, so there was often a poop situation that made baths a…

Professional grooming place, I think?

OMFG

“I mean, dark fruit cake keeps,” Ann said. “It’s a little dry, and it doesn’t taste bad.”

If you have trouble with maritime terminology (and who doesn’t!), my personal douche-ranking system uses animal terminology. The more dickish the animal, the higher the level of douchebaggery. For example, your douchecat would be a on the level of a frat boy: a total bastard, but kinda harmless, really, and you can’t…

I think there is a big difference between “thinspo” and pro-ana/pro-mia. Former ED sufferer here. Although I suffered in the days before tumblr and instagram, tags like #promia and #proana are/were used to share tips specific to eating disorders: i.e., how to hide it from your parents; how to make your body think it’s…

I laughed and then felt sad.

I thought this article would read “....he’s being released today!”