I had a sarcastic comment typed out, but fuck. What the actual fucking fuck???

Ohmigosh please fill me in on this joke. I missed, like, ONE DAY of my Jezebel/Kinja fix and now this title IX thing is everywhere.

I demand to know what stories you’re hiding that are worse than a horny sailor fucking a mound of bread dough, Pinkham.

Fun fact that this story brought to my memory: my parents went to Amsterdam years ago and my mother explained every exhibit, in graphic detail, to my blind father.

As someone who had the audacity to procreate after moving to another country and leaving family behind, and has become really fucking sick of hearing “children don’t belong on aeroplanes did you not consider this before you moved could your entire extended family not just visit you does your 80-year-old grandmother’s…

Memorial Day weekend has come and gone, which means it’s officially summertime here in the United States.

BRING. BACK. GLOVES.

In hindsight, I should have cried, given what I was marrying.

Either I went to college with this couple, or women being walked around on leashes is way more common than I thought.

....damn, apparently I was VERY drunk.

I thought that your comment was in reply to Sir Ellington (“So is it ok to make fun of illiteracy now?”) and said “BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN” out loud.

Someone just liked my original post and I just saw this comment again. Made me laugh almost a year later. Kudos!

I have an iPhone 4s and sometimes the battery misbehaves (it will randomly die if I have a lot of apps open, for example). I don’t think I’ve ever used Bluetooth in the nearly two years I’ve had this phone. So derpy question: can you use Bluetooth with iHeartradio/Spotify? Is a phone + glitchy battery + music…

I have an iPhone 4s and sometimes the battery misbehaves (it will randomly die if I have a lot of apps open, for…

I MEANT I GOT THAT REFERENCE. GAAAAWD ADULTOSAUR KEEP UP.

I feel like Cap in the first Avengers movie.

Aaaw, let’s be nice for a minute. True, I’m a Bleeding Heart Liberal Brit, but I don’t see anything wrong with this Kickstarter. There are some truly wonderful people out there who will chip in for situations like this. Kickstarter just brings them into one place. She’s not putting a gun to anyone’s head and demanding…

Do adultosaur’s hurt feelings mean I made a reference to Things The Cool Kids Are Into and got it right?

Well, I guess I’m an overachiever...

I think that comes when he joins and leaves One Direction.

Cling to your English spellings and never lose them, fellow Brit in the Ranks.