Om my gosh now I’m picturing my 80-year-old grandmother (who can walk just fine) riding around on one of those things rounding all these young men up like some kind of horny octogenarian sheepdog...

Here are some from my collection. I should publish a book, Kim Kardashian style:

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS HIGH FIVE

YOU’RE MY HERO

*Flaccid dick pick*

I was thinking that, too. Her bangs in the early seasons were all - I don’t know how else to describe this - splitty? There would be little chunks of hair hanging down, as if someone put a whole tub of gel in there and dragged a comb through. Was that a thing people did in the 90s?

Monica’s makeup in early seasons just kills me. It’s so awful. Deep plum lipsticks and ick ick ick.

My very British reaction to this whole thing is basically:

FOR A GLORIOUS MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT CARDINAL BANTOS

CHEEKY NANDOS OMG

I’m British and I endorse this message.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSSS

I have to admit, the numbers don’t mean much to me. I have had exactly two manicures in my life. One was a gift, so I have no idea how much it was. The other cost me $30, including tip (I think it was $25 + $5 tip). So $10.50 does seem cheap to me, but I don’t have any reference point other than that one manicure I…

The Times survey found an average of $10.50 for a manicure.

I never said that only women who use dating apps are at risk. I said that this PSA gives off that feel somewhat.

Would you make love
To Robin Thicke?

Mmmm... Sorry, but this gives off a very icky vibe to me. Sort of a cross between “domestic violence is super easy to stop, if you really want to” and “only women who use dating apps are at risk”. Nope.

My anaconda don’t want none. Sorry.

That is really fucking terrifying.

Homo Celebriens?