See, I feel like wearing a completely sheer dress leaves you vulnerable to exposure the moment you walk or move or breathe or, you know, act like a human being.

That was a year ago? O.o

“honking big ‘nads”

I’m now noticing my general lack of grammar and I am cringing. You made me forget how to English.

Oh my gosh

NO SHUSH SHE IS GOING TO REIGN LONG PAST SEPTEMBER 11, 2015 (WHICH IS WHEN SHE WILL BECOME HER THE LONGEST REIGNING MONARCH IN BRITISH HISTORY) AND LIVE FOREVER AND EVER OKAY????

As I was watching this I thought “OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE A CLASSY OLD BRITISH LADY”, and then I remembered I AM British and now I feel great :)

When I found out that my abusive ex-husband was also a cheating then-current-husband, I kicked his ass out. In August. In Georgia. In 100 degree weather. After screaming at ex with such ferocity that even The World’s Most Docile Dog was growling at me, I threw ex out and locked the door. I could hear him calling…

“Fearless in bed” needs to go on my headstone.

She might be generous and show her beau an ankle when they’ve been a-courtin’ long enough.

- Sassy

I am very scared of it. What is it?

Related:

It’s a sin that Kinja won’t let me enlarge this photo. I must investigate!

Also, a person that is allergic to cats can often get used to the cat they live with.

SIAMESE CAT APPRECIATION THREAD

SIAMESE KITTEH!!!!

Every single time I watch an “awesome cat doing awesome things” video, I kid you not, I think “cats are assholes and I want one”.

MY LOINS

Ah, okay. Thanks. I thought men’s underwear might have something to do with it, but it was 1 in the morning and I thought I was probably overthinking things.