For the sake of education, not for being pedantic: what’s wrong with ‘brief’?

Red Hot Chili Peppers, 2006, Reading, England. I got so close to the front and John Frusciante MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME. 15-year-old me had a whole new sexual awakening.

Oh gosh I love kitchenette so please don’t kill me please don’t kill me please don’t kill me...

I sometimes feel like the only person in the world who doesn’t idolise Queen Bey, but holy shit, in that first picture she looks like a Renaissance painting or some shit. And her thighs in the last picture are giving me feelings.

Omg I love you.

Am I invited? Because that sounds awesome.

Haha, I felt exactly the same. I actually misread it the first time as “your a joke. You’re court’s a joke”, which says a lot about the State of the Internet.

I object, and present:

Oh my gosh. I’m a legal secretary in Georgia and just skim-reading this makes me so happy.

I was about fourteen and had just started wearing contact lenses instead of my dorky glasses. Jamie liked to spank me, pull my bra strap, and show me his penis*. Toby liked to show me his penis. Phil liked to show me his penis. Maurice liked to show me his penis.

Hey there, Brooks sista.

LIFE IS PAIN, YOUR HIGHNESS.

Mostly unrelated, but I recently bought an UnderArmor pullover/jacket/thing which has a zipped pocket on the back. It is AMAZING. However, it’s for cold weather, and I normally can’t afford UnderArmor. Can anyone recommend something similar for “pleasantly warm” to “holy balls it is hot” weather?

Mostly unrelated, but I recently bought an UnderArmor pullover/jacket/thing which has a zipped pocket on the back.…

Assuming that it is real, I just don’t understand how people can be so demanding. When my daughter turned one, people would outright ask me what she wanted/needed and I couldn’t even answer. (Then again, I am British.)

I can believe it. My ex’s father was in the ICU with about a 50/50 chance of making it (which, thankfully, he did) and a sweet little lady from billing came over to the waiting room to talk to us about how we’re going to pay for his bill. While he’s in the I-C-fucking-U and maybe about to die.

The greatest burn in the history of burns....

You broke me.

I came here to say “unpopular opinion: Lily Pulitzer is hideous” but a quick glance at the comments tells me a lot of people agree with me. Soldier on, ladies. Soldier on.

Being British and studying in the US, I acquired the rather unimaginative nickname ‘England’. I was sitting in my dorm room with my new boyfriend and a (finger)blast from the past, and the blast from the past casually mentions that we banged, and looks to the boyfriend for a reaction. Boyfriend’s jaw twitches a…

25 guys in ONE NIGHT? Seems like that would hurt.