Yo, ‘murca, riddle me this: do you have, like, multiple proms? And dates to said proms are really a thing? And you can invite people who aren’t in your year(/grade) or don’t even go to your school?

Needless to say, as he was still hot, I hit that with the power of Thor’s Mighty Hammer

No. No no no. Please do not even suggest it, in case it becomes a thing that happens.

Isn't he? He is the BEST.

The more I look at that statement, the angrier I get.

Oh gosh. I just posted this on I Thee Dread, but here it’s actually relevant. Posted on behalf of my mother. Sorry, mum.

“Mass must go on.”

Got a UTI and pissed myself, on stage, at my 8th birthday party. Wearing shorts and fetching white ankle socks. Piss ran down my leg, stained the socks, and pooled onto the floor underneath me.

Oh god. I must share. It's not a honeymoon story, but it involves international travel and poop and it's a wonderful story of the best dad joke EVER.

But the Asian hot chicks are a separate Chive brand. Because, you know, a white hot chick is just a hot chick. An Asian hot chick is a rare and special breed.

I'm sure it's an automated technical thing that can't be fixed (hi, I don't know how The Internet(TM) works), but it bothers me that trending right beside this is an article telling you how many calories you need to consume to lose weight. *Insert side eye emoji*

I think the content changed. I've followed Chive since the early days, and it used to be a lot more about Awesome Stuff on the Internet with a dash of Hot Girl. Now it's 95% Hot Girl and a sprinkling of Awesome Stuff.

I guess her sash is blending with the dark background a little, also, adding to the illusion.

I love her so much. She's going to live forever, right?

Is that old-timey photoshopped?

Is she riding SIDE SADDLE?

I clean my house nude while dancing to Love Rollercoaster.

The freedom to masturbate and fart is wonderful, isn't it?

Gotcha. Well, I've been on some form of hormonal birth control for the last 7 years, excluding when I was pregnant. Hormonal BC in general seems to suit me, but Mirena was a huge no-no. That was the first and only IUD I've used, so I wonder if it was that specific brand or IUDs in general.

I'm already on the pill, but even with a popup reminder that screams "NO BABIES" at 4 every day (it's great fun at work) I'm useless at taking it :S