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This outfit looks like something a woman called Cressida would dress her daughter Epiphany in for a playdate in an upper east side cafe. Epiphany and her friend Clarabelle don't /play/, of course; they sit sipping babbiccino and expressing their complex three-year-old emotions through pencil sketches, while Cressida

....oh god.

Oh god so many memories flooding back.

I nominate my whole childhood.

Wow, you're right. I can honestly say that I was so blown away by her smile that I didn't even notice her dress in a picture in a post about dresses. That smile is unreal.

Penguins are the shit.

Pangwengs.

Whenever I see any of the OITNB cast out of costume, I'm taken back by how stunning they are in real life. The styling on that show is so effective.

They both look sad, really. Sort of like they're just going through their kangaroo motions while contemplating the desperate void that is their life.

YOU WIN THE INTERNET.

You two are national treasures.

When I was pregnant I used to alleviate boredom by dancing to the Michael Jackson game for Kinect. Not to induce labour, just... For funsies.

Errr.... What's so bad about 'Anastasia Steele' ?

"Be polite to the customers who just heard that BDSM is a thing and want to tie each other up, and please keep a straight face and don't ask them awkward questions."

Option A: Harper Lee, literary queen, is ill with dementia and is being exploited by those around her. She doesn't have a clue what's going on.

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH

Guys. Guys. Let's give the dude some credit. He did say that rape is awful. He might not even think it's the victim's fault if she gets pregnant!

Now I'm very curious, because I have very thick hair (thicker than hers, actually) and it only got thicker as I got older. Granted, I'm 23, and by "as I got older" I mean "after I had a baby". But are you going by anything else, or just the thickness of her hair? *Seeks out pictures of younger Kate in the meantime*

I've been waiting nearly a year to use this gif.