I love how the lynx is really graceful, the other big cats are like "WILL DESTROY BOX ZERO FUCKS" and that one cheetah is clearly taking a shit in it.

Phrasing!

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS.

Lol right okay.

Hey, I hate to be 'that' person, but this is actually a cover from 2013.

I figured it was P in V, but I can't make out which parentheses are which bits of V.

I must be getting old, because I can't figure out what the second one is.

Oh lord, I do not have time for that in the mornings. Just straightening my already dry hair takes 30-40 minutes...

Dark under eye circles: what's the deal? Are they actually caused by a lack of sleep, like all out grandmothers say? Do any products designed to fight them actually work? What about eye puffiness?

I already have a Chi :(

Oh, for real??? This does make sense. My hair takes about a decade to dry (again, no hyerbole) so I wash it before bed and let it dry overnight. I've blow-dried it once or twice in my life.

Heh heh heh.... Long Horn.

That tag though.

I've never seen this movie.

- I have the world's thickest hair (no hyperbole whatsoever, of course) and had it cut recently. The dude was like a hair god. He made it look incredibly sleek and thin. No matter what I do, I can't replicate the same results. All he did was flat iron it. Do I just not know how to use a flat iron??? (I can provide…

*Vomits everywhere*

I am so pro pet health insurance that you'd think I sell it, but I'd say it's always worth it just for the security of your pet's health.

Get health insurance for your pets, and - here's the kicker - DO NOT LET IT LAPSE.

I clicked through to the Wiltshire Presidential Suite. It offers a "deep soaking tub", "steam shower for two", and has a "high tech toilet".

This gif will never stop being funny.