(Oh, wait, I lie, I do know and have a soft spot for 'Roar', because after I kicked my sad sack of shit of an ex-husband out my mother said Roar was "InsertWittyScreenNameHere's song". Coming from an emotionally constipated British woman, that's like professing undying love.)

I am not a Cool Kid and am not Down With The Kids enough to know anything about Katy Perry. Is it just my laptop's speakers, or was she absolutely shit?

This is exactly why I suspect I hated it, but would now love it.

Thank you!

*Reads headline*

72/105.

It's been bugging me for AGES that I can't remember what that show is. I think I've seen one episode and loved it. Or hated it. I only remember I had a strong reaction.

I need a gif of a sassy, hands-on-hips "oh, you!" because that's all I've got here.

We are so fucking metal.

The bloodstains are a total bitch. I've been evicted from so many apartments. I never thought of the clingwrap, so thank you, Sister in Misandry!

Generally I'm restricted to virgins only. However, I do make exceptions for people who think rape is something it's okay to make 'lol so funny' threats about when 1 in 4 women in the US is raped in her lifetime. There's also the "tools who think that women are oversensitive for not finding rape just, like,…

Damn it, what am I going to live on now? My raging hatred for all MANkind is the only thing that sustains me, so I need to actively seek it out. Previously I was supping on the blood of male virgins under a full moon, but it's just so damn messy (it's actually a whole ritual involving smearing the blood all over my…

Hey, America? This woman gets it more than you.

ERRMAGERRRDDD

Observations:

MAKE THIS HAPPEN, BOTH OF YOU.

This is ducking unbelievable. Purrfect, even.

WAT. NOOOOOOOO.

Das cute dog doe.

OMGosh you've nailed it. Nailed it to the fecking wall.