That is a stunning derp face.

I watched the video of the verdict, and Vandenburg looks genuinely shocked. WHY? I would honestly like to hear his side of the story. I would love to know how he can possibly think he did nothing wrong.

[Saying that rapists should be raped] implies that sometimes... ya know, if the person REALLY deserves it, rape is ok.

OH MY GOSH

Hi Ms. Union,

Okay, no, I'm going there. "What," - she says, preparing herself to be horrified - "do you mean, 'the lipstick/vagina thing'?"

I'm about to doxx myself. but eh.

Nope! In fact, the only downside to Lipcote (other than that it's a little drying) is that it doesn't work on shiny things, i.e. lipgloss. But it's perfect for lipsticks.

For thinking almost immediately of blowjobs, you're my hero.

I can assure you from lots of experience.... This stuff is approved for all mouth-related activities. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

THIS magic. I wore red lipstick a lot when I was younger. With this stuff, it will. Not. Budge.

Lipcote is your friend.

Hold up! Dare I ask?

I'd take a hundred omelette-throwing drunks over the people in the last story, hands down.

True story: until I became pregnant and couldn't drink, I much preferred to get drunk before I did any kind of foot-maintenance. It made things much more pleasant.

Aaaaaaall feet.

YES DO.

As part of the series, can you provide pretty solutions for us ladies with man-hands?* And can all articles with pictures of feet come with trigger warnings? Kthanksbai.

I know every kid cuts their hair at some point. It's not exactly special or unique.

Team lightning bolt.